girls don’t want boys, girls want the dripping wet once and future king of all albion dancing to ice ice baby
— Someone at nickelodeon like 20 years ago (via juliepowers)
Carlos getting accidentally poked in the eye with a boner in college and henceforth refusing to preform oral sex without safety goggles to this very day
and Cecil’s weirdly into it?
They’re making out on the couch and Cecil’s like ‘do you have protection?’ and Carlos just straps on some safety goggles he was carrying with him for that purpose and Cecil’s just like ‘… okay.’